Facebook Status

Oftentimes I realize I am narrating my life in the third person so it will fit within my Facebook status. Today for example:

Gael is reading.

Gael is wondering if there is any more chicken soup

Gael could not find any chicken soup, so I had brownies instead. (shhh don't tell my mother)

Gael just saw the mailman on the other side of the street.

Gael feels kinda badly for the mailman having me for a customer cuz I get lots of heavy mail and it is a walking route.

Gael has calculated that it takes one song by Van Halen, another by Prince, half a song by Fine Young Cannibals, and a Beach Boys tune for the Mailman to get to my house from when I last saw him.

Gael thinks the mailman is kinda cute, but not as cute as the Fed Ex guy. I cannot remember where the UPS guy fits in; I am still kinda angry at him for leaving a package on my back step in the pouring rain and not even knocking on the door.

Gael kinda overuses the word 'kinda'

Gael is going to take a shower now

Gael is mailing lots of Birthday cards and some swap cards today

Gael is annoyed by the constant complaining of the mothers at Parent pickup regarding the traffic problems (why don't they just put their kid on the bus?!) but I am not above rolling down the window a little bit to hear them better.

Gael is waiting for Princess A to try on her new blouse and skirt

Gael has finished reading the book from Roberta, the one from Mom and is ready to start on the two from Laura Lee.


It is fortunate I do not have a Blackberry or my Facebook friends would be subject to second by second updates on what I am doing.