This week Mothermark has been inspired to write poetry:
Meet Brutus, the Bunny
Who's just a smidge funny!
He's totally of his rocker,
I know! It's a shocker!
His mom, bless her heart,
It's been hard from the start!
And throughout the years,
She's been driven to tears!
There! Look at that! He peed on that log!
What is his problem? He's a wannabee dog!
Be quiet! You'll hear it! The most incredible moan,
It's the pleasure he gets from his big juicy bone!
He's been known to just hollar!
It's pink! Not a dog collar!
He's a disgrace to all rabbits,
with the most annoying of habits!
He hates those orange carrots
Gives them all to the ferrets!
And when there's work to be done,
To bring children some fun....
He just sits on his keester,
Ignores all that is Easter!
Can you see? Don't you see? Why Thumper and Peter,
Are completely convinced, he's a big Easter Cheater!
Awww...Come on There Brutus!
Help us out or just shoot us!
Look at me! Look at me! I'm not a big fake!!
Look at me! Did you see? Now I can shake!!
(That's a puppy dawg shake ifn' ever I saw one!)
And here is the challenge:
"So, here's the story, Mory! Mory is Brutus' best friend. He's a ferret and the recipient of many a carrot! (At least 42,000!) He's a little reserved, a little shy, not a *in your face* kinda guy! He's not quite sure how to handle this whole identity crisis for his friend, Brutus. Part of him wants his little buddy to be a dog but part of him loves his cute widdo bunny friend! One thing is for certain, he is tired of stressing about this dilema. That's where we come in!
With only about a week before Easter, we need to either convince Brutus to be a bunny and step up to the plate and help out at Easter. Or we need to convince him to leave that life behind permanently and buy a new dog house! So, depending on your most valued opinion of this whole deal, bring a bunny, an Easter basket, pink ribbon or a carrot or two. On the other hand, bring a fire hydrant, a collar, a dog house or a dog bone or two! And if you are the wishy washy type (like me!) then bring a doggie in a bunny costume! Snort! You know the drill!"
I don't know about you, but this whole story reminds me of My Dog is a Plumber from Free to Be... You and Me (Am I dating myself? Oh, who cares? I don't have any problem admitting I was a child of the 70s):
My dog is a plumber. He must be a boy,
Although I must tell you his favorite toy
Is a little play stove with pans and with pots,
Which he really must like, 'cause he plays with it lots,
So perhaps he's a girl -- which kind of makes sense,
Since he can't throw a ball and he can't climb a fence,
But neither can dad -- and I know he's a man,
And mom is a woman and she drives a van.
Maybe the problem is in trying to tell
Just what someone is by what she does well?
Do you see the connection? I am all for letting a person (or a bunny as the case may be) be himself. For you, Brutus, here is my card...
The bottom panel is embossed with flowers in circles, cuz it was the closest thing I could find to Easter eggs, so just pretend they are oblong, ok?
The top panel is a tribute to Brutus' true self. I hope his friends and family stop giving him such a hard time. How many Easter Bunnies do we need anyway? There is only ONE Santa after all...
Card Details:
Image: Peachy Keen Stamps, Inkadinkado, PSX, Stampendous
Sentiment: N/A
Cardstock: SU, GP
Ink: Memento, SU
Tools: Cuttlebug Embossing folder, Nesties
Coloring: Prismacolor markers
Embellies: Generic ribbon, SU dimensionals, Stickles
