Free to Be...

It is Teapot Tuesday Time again! (I have missed playing along and drat, but there have been some great parties in my absence...)

This week Mothermark has been inspired to write poetry:
Meet Brutus, the Bunny
Who's just a smidge funny!

He's totally of his rocker,
I know! It's a shocker!

His mom, bless her heart,
It's been hard from the start!

And throughout the years,
She's been driven to tears!

There! Look at that! He peed on that log!
What is his problem? He's a wannabee dog!

Be quiet! You'll hear it! The most incredible moan,
It's the pleasure he gets from his big juicy bone!

He's been known to just hollar!
It's pink! Not a dog collar!

He's a disgrace to all rabbits,
with the most annoying of habits!

He hates those orange carrots
Gives them all to the ferrets!

And when there's work to be done,
To bring children some fun....

He just sits on his keester,
Ignores all that is Easter!

Can you see? Don't you see? Why Thumper and Peter,
Are completely convinced, he's a big Easter Cheater!

Awww...Come on There Brutus!
Help us out or just shoot us!

Look at me! Look at me! I'm not a big fake!!
Look at me! Did you see? Now I can shake!!

(That's a puppy dawg shake ifn' ever I saw one!)

And here is the challenge:
"So, here's the story, Mory! Mory is Brutus' best friend. He's a ferret and the recipient of many a carrot! (At least 42,000!) He's a little reserved, a little shy, not a *in your face* kinda guy! He's not quite sure how to handle this whole identity crisis for his friend, Brutus. Part of him wants his little buddy to be a dog but part of him loves his cute widdo bunny friend! One thing is for certain, he is tired of stressing about this dilema. That's where we come in!
With only about a week before Easter, we need to either convince Brutus to be a bunny and step up to the plate and help out at Easter. Or we need to convince him to leave that life behind permanently and buy a new dog house! So, depending on your most valued opinion of this whole deal, bring a bunny, an Easter basket, pink ribbon or a carrot or two. On the other hand, bring a fire hydrant, a collar, a dog house or a dog bone or two! And if you are the wishy washy type (like me!) then bring a doggie in a bunny costume! Snort! You know the drill!"


I don't know about you, but this whole story reminds me of My Dog is a Plumber from Free to Be... You and Me (Am I dating myself? Oh, who cares? I don't have any problem admitting I was a child of the 70s):

My dog is a plumber. He must be a boy,
Although I must tell you his favorite toy
Is a little play stove with pans and with pots,
Which he really must like, 'cause he plays with it lots,
So perhaps he's a girl -- which kind of makes sense,
Since he can't throw a ball and he can't climb a fence,
But neither can dad -- and I know he's a man,
And mom is a woman and she drives a van.
Maybe the problem is in trying to tell
Just what someone is by what she does well?

Do you see the connection? I am all for letting a person (or a bunny as the case may be) be himself. For you, Brutus, here is my card...

The layout came from Sweet Sketch Wednesday. (#43);  I doubt it is going to win any prizes over there though. While looking for cardstock to match my ribbon, I came upon a piece that had been folded so the opening was in the center. It occurred to me that this sketch lended itself perfectly to that!

The bottom panel is embossed with flowers in circles, cuz it was the closest thing I could find to Easter eggs, so just pretend they are oblong, ok?

The top panel is a tribute to Brutus' true self. I hope his friends and family stop giving him such a hard time. How many Easter Bunnies do we need anyway? There is only ONE Santa after all...






Card Details:
Image: Peachy Keen Stamps, Inkadinkado, PSX, Stampendous
Sentiment: N/A
Cardstock: SU, GP
Ink: Memento, SU
Tools: Cuttlebug Embossing folder, Nesties
Coloring: Prismacolor markers
Embellies: Generic ribbon, SU dimensionals, Stickles

True Love for Bodacious?

Renovations to Bodacious' villa are going to take quite some time, so I am bringing Belassiz something to read. She is, of course, an intellectual, so those glossy magazines with their gossip just won't do. A classic novel is what she needs...

Perhaps it is an ulterior motive on my part. After all, we want her to choose from her heart and not what those decorator mags tell her she "should" like. Though honestly I question Bodacious' choice of love. Anyone who would agree to such a wager may not be the catch he thinks she is. I am willing, however, to put my doubt aside and do what I can to help Bodacious. I am sure that if he IS her true love then he will know her and what will most likely move her, so she has nothing to fear. (But again, her doubts make me question her suitability for a mate for Bodacious - oh wait, that's right, I am supposed to be putting these thoughts aside... Please excuse me)
 
Bernarde just might be making a lucky escape... Whoops! Did I say that out loud?

If you are visiting me for the first time, Welcome! If you have been here before (also welcome!) then you are probably getting used to these crazy posts. No? Well, you will be soon, cuz I am hooked on Teapot Tuesdays!



Card Details:
Image: Elizabeth O. Dulemba 
Cardstock: SU, GP
Tools: Cuttlebug Embossing Folder, Nestabilities 
Coloring: Prismacolor Markers
Embellies: (unknown) mini rhinestones, SU Stampin' Dimensionals

Curt's Other Options

Chrystal would like to encourage Curt to be a snowboarding superstar. It is nowhere near as dangerous as a stunt cow, you know, so long as you don't fall down.

Here she is in her glory, freestyling down the mountain. The cool wind in her feathers, snow swirling behind her. And look at the crowd; they are just eating this up. You cannot even see their faces for all of the camera flashes. Ahh, this is the life, the excitement, the attention, the adoration of the fans, the MONEY!

If however, Curt cannot make it as a snowboarding king, Chrystal would like him to know she is willing to take him on as her pool boy, so long as the thong fits.

You guessed it; it is Teapot Tuesday again. (Yes, I am aware that today is Wednesday). Check out Mothermark's blog for the complete background story. Even if you do not want to participate, you have to go see her teapots - She has the most incredible collection!

As for the card deets... Image is Penny Black (like you did not see that coming), and is colored with Prismacolor markers. Her hat is embellished with Liquid Applique, and the snow, both underneath the board and that which is flying is painted with Twinkling H2Os. The letters are punched from one stamp that has the complete alphabet (SU), which were then sponged with some Green Galore (also SU) to soften the harsh white. The sparkly paper is from DCWV (Glitter Mat Stack) and the trees were a gift from a friend; I don't know by whom, sorry.All this comes together thanks to SCS Sketch Challenge #237.

Next week another teapot and another story. Right now the water is boiling - gotta run...

Gladys' Escape

Meet Gladys. Her friends have been nagging her to do something with her style for goodness knows how long, but Gladys is happy with the way she looks, thank you very much. Then Rapunzle had to go and open "Classy Castle Cuts" right around the corner. Next thing Gladys knew, her friends were planning a spa day. Of course she knows this is all a guise to get her in for a makeover. Well, good luck catching her. Before the sun was even completely risen, Gladys hot-footed it (or should I say hot-hoofed?) up the highest peak of Mt Monagnus. With her googly eyes, she can see in all directions and keep anyone from coming close; those horns are not all for show, you know. Gladys is safe. There will be no dye jobs or perms in her future!

Confused? Don't worry, I have not completely cracked, just joined in with the Teapotters over on SCS for their Teapot Tuesday Challenge. I have been stalking them for a couple of weeks now. Those ladies are so talented, and so darn creative, and funny!  Each week Mothermark posts a new story based on a teapot from her collection. The challenge is to make a card inspired by the teapot/story. The teapotters are really hilarious and the stories they add are a riot! The cards range from downright silly to oh so pretty. Most important of all, they issue an open invitation to anyone to join in the tea party, so I am excited to get to know this group of ladies.

As for the card itself, The mountain is made from a single stamp stamped many times on homemade polished stone, made by yours truly. Then each individual mountain was cut out and layered on the others. Gives some neat dimension that will not come through in a scan or photo (pity, really, cuz I am quite proud of the effect). Gladys was masked and clouds were sponged all around. (In fact, I don't know if you can see this either, but below the panels with the picture, there is another full white panel also sponged with clouds.) Googly eyes completes her look.

Both stamps are Copper Leaf Creations, polished stone was made on SU glossy white with SU reinkers and alcohol. Actually, all cardstock is SU. Googly eyes came from ACMoore, don't know the brand, sorry.

Thanks for the invitation to tea, I hope I can join you again next week. Of course, since the Teapot weeks starts on Tuesday, I have to say, "see you tomorrow, Teapotters!"